I don’t know what’s going on here but I like it.
Well that’ll fuck up your day.
*making up a backstory*
This man was riding his bike home from the store after a long day at work, he bought himself some nice shoes or something, because his were always falling off for no reason. Suddenly whilst thinking about shoes he hits a curb or a tornado or an rc car (idk im basing this off of Paperboy because its based on a true story) and landed face first on the ground right as Optimus Prime was turning into a semi. His head got squished, but it was ok, because he was really infected by one of those Animorphs brain slug things.
Also something somewhere was having sex because this somehow turned into a fanfiction.
I found a skull on the ground earlier. In the middle of a friends apartment complex.
I am debating whether to make it a body (like something out of 9) or just give it to my sister.
Hmm, such a dilemma?
And yes, as a matter of fact I DO keep an eye out for animal remains over the course of my day.